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Mario Kart is dangerous, so I put on my safety inspector hat and ranked every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe track by how safe it is.

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00:00 Intro
00:30 Mario Kart Stadium
01:18 Water Park
01:55 Sweet Sweet Canyon
02:48 Thwomp Ruins
03:36 Mario Circuit
04:07 Toad Harbor
04:43 Twisted Mansion
05:24 Shy Guy Falls
05:57 Sunshine Airport
06:39 Dolphin Shoals
07:05 Electrodrome
07:47 Mount Wario
08:28 Cloudtop Cruise
09:02 Bone-Dry Dunes
09:38 Bowser's Castle
10:14 Rainbow Road
10:38 Moo Moo Meadows
11:18 Mario Circuit (GBA)
11:44 Cheep Cheep Beach
12:16 Toad's Turnpike
12:43 Dry Dry Desert
13:12 Donut Plains 3
13:37 Royal Raceway
14:10 DK Jungle
14:43 Wario Stadium
15:10 Sherbet Land
15:50 Music Park
16:17 Yoshi Valley
16:59 Tick-Tock Clock
17:24 Piranha Plant Slide
17:50 Grumble Volcano
18:21 Rainbow Road (N64)
18:49 Yoshi Circuit
19:23 Excitebike Arena
19:50 Dragon Driftway
20:12 Mute City
20:43 Wario's Gold Mine
21:08 Rainbow Road (SNES)
21:26 Ice Ice Outpost
21:50 Hyrule Circuit
22:15 Baby Park
22:46 Cheese Land
23:11 Wild Woods
23:37 Animal Crossing
24:00 Neo Bowser City
24:24 Ribbon Road
24:50 Super Bell Subway
25:14 Big Blue
25:41 Results/Outro

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.

Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.

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